1. I am notoriously bad at blogging consistently. If I go silent for a month it's not because my town has suffered a freak volcanic explosion* that has wiped out all internet communication options, it's because I have spent the last thirty days in bed watching Downton Abbey.
2. Were I not notoriously bad at blogging consistently there'd still be nothing for you here, because I'm at a stage called "wait, then wait some more, and when you're done waiting, wait a bit longer," otherwise known as I'mWaitingForMyVisa-itis. It's a tragic condition. The only known cure is to spend about thirty days in bed watching Downton Abbey.
*these are more common than you think
